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If your username was the cause of your death, how would you die?
Shamelessly stolen from approximately 487 /r/askReddit threads that have this exact same title.
I would be climbing a cliff in Spain. Maybe even Gibraltar. Climbing without ropes because ropes are for pansies. Halfway up I would reach into my chalk bag to make sure that I didn't slip on my next challenging grab. Lunging forward, I get that crazy hold down solid and manage to clamber my way up the rest of the way. On the top of the cliff I celebrate and take a swig of my water while feeling like the champion of the world. I climb back down, celebrate at the bottom again, and make my way home. At home I slip on a piece of sidewalk chalk and break my neck. The end.
I would be climbing a cliff in Spain. Maybe even Gibraltar. Climbing without ropes because ropes are for pansies. Halfway up I would reach into my chalk bag to make sure that I didn't slip on my next challenging grab. Lunging forward, I get that crazy hold down solid and manage to clamber my way up the rest of the way. On the top of the cliff I celebrate and take a swig of my water while feeling like the champion of the world. I climb back down, celebrate at the bottom again, and make my way home. At home I slip on a piece of sidewalk chalk and break my neck. The end.
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Re: If your username was the cause of your death, how would you die?
Oh god, it would be the most delicious death EVAR!!!
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Re: If your username was the cause of your death, how would you die?
Transsexual pets clawing off my face and eating my brains out. By the way, that wasn't the original intention of my name when I devised it ~6 years ago.
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Trappets wrote:By the way, that wasn't the original intention of my name when I devised it ~6 years ago.
suuuure it wasn't.
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Re: If your username was the cause of your death, how would you die?
Yoloswag overdrive, from the shire.
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I feel like this post really depends on what you guys know me by
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schoolwork overload.
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Re: If your username was the cause of your death, how would you die?
Tennis ball to the face.. prince of tennis style ;-;
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Re: If your username was the cause of your death, how would you die?
I would be stabbed 132 times by a guy named Danny.
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Couldn't figure out what to write so a made an image. Death by a Kiki
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I'd be cuddled to death by the most cute cats ever.
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Well, I dont know, but I will probably never visit a Café anymore.
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Death by killer roses
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