If your username was the cause of your death, how would you die?

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If your username was the cause of your death, how would you die?

Post by Chalksy on Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:07 pm

Shamelessly stolen from approximately 487 /r/askReddit threads that have this exact same title.

I would be climbing a cliff in Spain. Maybe even Gibraltar. Climbing without ropes because ropes are for pansies. Halfway up I would reach into my chalk bag to make sure that I didn't slip on my next challenging grab. Lunging forward, I get that crazy hold down solid and manage to clamber my way up the rest of the way. On the top of the cliff I celebrate and take a swig of my water while feeling like the champion of the world. I climb back down, celebrate at the bottom again, and make my way home. At home I slip on a piece of sidewalk chalk and break my neck. The end.

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Post by christine~*~*~*~* on Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:45 pm


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Post by BBQchicken on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:58 pm

Oh god, it would be the most delicious death EVAR!!!

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Post by WreckingBall on Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:05 pm

Messily.


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Post by poopv on Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:29 pm

oh god no
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Post by Trappets on Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:41 pm

Transsexual pets clawing off my face and eating my brains out. By the way, that wasn't the original intention of my name when I devised it ~6 years ago.

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Post by Chalksy on Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:53 am

Trappets wrote:By the way, that wasn't the original intention of my name when I devised it ~6 years ago.

suuuure it wasn't.

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Post by YOLOSWAGGINS on Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:09 pm

Yoloswag overdrive, from the shire.
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Post by asdf_asdfferson on Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:16 pm

I feel like this post really depends on what you guys know me by

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Post by &Berk on Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:01 pm

schoolwork overload.

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berk > berkeley > my first name > high renown university in CA and of the U.S

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Post by ξ★Tweestoservo on Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:43 am

Tennis ball to the face.. prince of tennis style ;-;
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Post by Danny132 on Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:44 pm

I would be stabbed 132 times by a guy named Danny.

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Post by Akiki on Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:00 am

Couldn't figure out what to write so a made an image. Death by a Kiki



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Post by tagpro_cat on Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:54 pm

I'd be cuddled to death by the most cute cats ever.

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Re: If your username was the cause of your death, how would you die?

Post by Cappuccino90 on Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:32 pm

Well, I dont know, but I will probably never visit a Café anymore.

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Post by KillaRose197 on Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:40 pm

Death by killer roses

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